The female Giovanni.  

Hi. I’m Yasmin. 18. Possibly Female, we will never know.

anatomyofdimple > specialagentfingerpuss 

Things we might have in common.

• Sasha Alexander.
• Missing Kate Todd.
• Being an embarrassment to the human race.
• Being fabulous.
• If you have good eyebrows, we can be friends.
• A love of Tea.
• Being okay with women touching other women’s boobies.
• Being a Twat.
• A way of getting people to do what I wan’t.
• Knowing the proper use of sarcasm.
• Homeless people.
• Talking about Sasha Alexander.
• Wanting to touch Sasha Alexander’s face.
• Not liking underwear.
• An ability to pee anywhere at anytime.
• Being a good lesbian.
• Hating the word ‘Fancy’
• Being a very nice person.
• Mashed potato.
• Dr.Pepper.
• The frequent use of the phrase ‘Suck my balls’
• Being ridiculously good looking.
• That was a joke, I think.
• Having hairy armpits.
• That was actually a joke.
• Not questioning my sense of humour.
• Not liking pie.
• Being able to cup a breast properly.
• Erm, Sasha Alexander?
• Not having a girlfriend because relationships are stupid and I just want cheese.
• VAGINA PALPATATIONS.
• I don’t know anymore, you add to this list.
• Boobs.
• Never question my love for Kelly Clarkson.
• Overusing commas.
• Being blessed with a birthmark.
• Crisps.
• Not having a clue whats going on most of the time.
• Once again, boobs.